Greetings,
I hope this proposal finds you in good spirits and with a willingness to embark on a hilarious and quirky journey towards upgrading your Visual Basic application. As an experienced professional, I fully understand the frustrations of dealing with legacy systems and uncontactable developers who have mysteriously vanished into thin air.
Fear not, for I am here to save the day! With my extensive knowledge in Visual Basic and Microsoft Access, I am more than equipped to tackle the task of migrating your retail/POS system to a more current and supported platform. Rest assured, I will channel my inner Sherlock Holmes to solve the mystery of the missing driver or VB executable, ensuring that your application runs smoothly on Windows 10 without any runtime errors haunting your dreams.
Now, I must confess that I am not just any ordinary freelancer. I am a retired IT guy with a whopping 17 years of experience at the legendary HP. So, trust me when I say that I've seen it all - from printer jams to blue screens of death. With my expertise and your IT-literacy, we will make an unstoppable team, ready to conquer the technological challenges that lie ahead.
So, let's connect in chat to discuss the finer details, such as pricing and timeline, and embark on this epic adventure of upgrading your VB application. Together, we shall triumph over legacy systems and bring your retail business into the modern age!
Awaiting your response with bated breath,