SIGN UPS for affiliate networks needed

I need a freelancer to sign me up to 250 diferent CPA/affiliate networks ASAP. $50/250 signups. The more the better, the more money for you. Happy bidding. PLEASE NOTE THE FOLLOWING 1. I want you to research and create an account or sign up with AT LEAST 250 affiliate network websites using my info in 4 days. if you can do it in less time, the better edge you will have over other bidders. The type of account you create should either be as 'merchant' or 'advertiser'. I want a completed project. sign up with 249 website is incomplete. Completed projected mean complete sign up with a minimum of 100 websites and with all the accounts FULLY ACTIVE. CRITERIA FOR THE AFFILIATE NETWORK WEBSITE YOU MUST SIGN UP WITH The affiliate network sites you sign up with must be those that do not require any set up fee, security deposit, monthly fee or any upfront fee whatsoever before activating or setting up account. WHAT I EXPECT YOU TO DELIVER The delivery of your job will entail sending me the list of affiliate network websites you successfully signed up with, and the login details to these websites. As soon i get these, funds will be escrowed via milestone creation. After confirming that you have actually registered active accounts on these sites, escrowed funds would be released to you. WHAT I WILL GIVE YOU TO GET STARTED IF I AWARD PROJECT TO YOU 1. i will provide the personal and business information you need to do your sign up or account creation at these websites. 2. your own email address on my server, so that you can login in to activate an account if necessary and i can also have direct access to the same email account to see work in progress. 3. the information about the product website i want promoted via these affiliate networks. WHAT TO DO NEXT if you can deliver on this task, do the following: 1. rephrase what you understand i require of you in this project, so that i would be sure we are on the same page. 2. tell me what kind of result i can expect from you and how quickly you can deliver on this project. 3. And why you are the best to do this job.