Write a one liners. Short jokes. Funny content

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Dear Client: Peculiar as it is, this is a cover letter. When it comes to words, I like to twist, twirl and twine them until they are almost alive, until they have a conscience of their own. And where are words, ideas will follow. I would not say that I will concoct the road to Mars. Then again, I actually may. Only that it will be in the form of a sixty second spot or a fifteen words blurb. I never run dry of ideas. Above all, I am a word tamer. Please drop me a line so I can send you my portfolio. Best Regards, Amo. Lucian

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Hello, I believe I can take up the project and deliver funny and engaging content. Given an opportunity, I can provide a sample joke or a one-liner before we begin with the actual work. Not to mention, all work will be original and written by me.

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Hello! I would love to take my part on this particular assignment. I am already known for knowing plenty of jokes and funny stories! It would be a great pleasure to work with you. Please let me know if you are interested. Hope to hear from you soon! Best regards, Teja

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Hi. Well what makes me the suitable candidate for this project will be difficult to prove. However I visited your website . I can do the job but have some queries. Maybe its not appropriate to question your demand but 1000 jokes or one liners is too much of a requirement for the website. There are around 50 sub categories in your website and a chuckle or a one liner for each would be enough to make it interesting. The subcategories can be studied thoroughly and amended accordingly. I am not an electrical engineer however a civil engineer indeed who are classified as jack of all and master of none so have the basic know how about the subject. Get in touch at +92 321 5106117 or on the website platform to discuss further. The rate can be negotiated. Thank You. Abid Baig

With Energis, the only time you'll run out of power is when the sun explodes. If you like that joke-like catchphrase, please hire me for the remaining 999. Thank you.

Hei, I am ishtiaq ahmed , I have a team of financial analyst having Graduation in Finance from University of Dhaka. We re-writed the assignments, case analysis, dissertations, thesis papers of different Australian universities Student so far. We have a segment of Consultancy focusing Feasibility Study,Market Research & Surveys ,Business Proposal Processing,Forecasting,Statistical Analysis, Econometric Modeling,SME Project Advocacy,Project Management Support and Business Plans & Marketing Strategy. All of our team members are qualified researchers in related arena with high profile academia. Service Description * Consultancy • Feasibility Study • Market Research & Surveys • Business Proposal Processing • Forecasting, Statistical Analysis, Econometric Modeling • SME Project Advocacy • Project Management Support • Business Plans & Marketing Strategy *Writing, Rewriting & Proofing •Content Writing,Re-Writing, Article Writing, Creative Writing, Proofreading • Web Content Designing • Research Report, dissertation sample custom written •Request for EoI, RFP, RFQ Preparation

shrutilovely2511 are you the employer for this project? I've already written 150 items because I found it intriguing and challenging. But I'm slowing down fast and can tell that I can't come up with 1,000 quality one liners and jokes. I received several emails from Freelancer saying that you removed milestones that I created for this project. Of the 7 milestones that I created, only one is left, which is to create a 143 items in 8 days for $200 AUS. Is that what are suggesting for this project? That would be great because a thousand is too many for them to actually be funny. Unfortunately, this post won't allow me to make a bid for less than the $900 bid start level. So to leave this note I have to bid high. What I want to do is bid for just 143 items at $200 AUS. ------------- A thousand is a lot, but I just came up with eleven off the top of my head. I figure an example of what I'm able to come up with is the best way to demonstrate my ability to complete this assignment. -Hybrid car: I don’t feel well. Electric car: Maybe you just have a little gas. -LED IS A-OK. -Energy pirates are always searching for joules. -Solar energy is hot. -Don't take lighting lightly. -Quarks are quick and quirky. -Old, inefficient, wasteful, and expensive habits die hard. -I'm a big fan of wind energy. -Q: How many politicians does it take to change an incandescent light bulb to an LED light bulb. A: Quite a few, apparently. Sincerely, John Domenichin

I am funny, fluent in English and I am quite good with working with short time periods and within a rigid timetable.

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I'm sure there are many creative and witty people applying for this job. I think my advantage is I come from the world of writing novels where being original is paramount. So, any of the jokes you'd ever read in any of many books all come from my brain alone. Furthermore, I have a naturally dry and ironic sense of humor which I think would work for your situation since my impression is this job is something along the lines of "brevity is the soul of wit". You don't need someone who tells funny stories. You need someone who can make people laugh in 20 words or less. Well, I'm your guy.

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