Need Comedy Writer to provide commentary for a chess match -- 2

Greetings! I am a professional in providing high quality comedy writing service. I am working since 2008. I am highly interested in your project. Please send me a message so I may assist you. Thanks, Revival

Hey John, What did one chicken said to another chicken? Please give me my egg back. Chess always needs a lighter note commentary to keep the audience in the game and I can help you conduct a successful chess match. I am creative writer with expertise in writing content for Program Plans, Program Scripts, Speeches, Wedding Toast, etc. The content will be orignal, it will contain unique punch lines, be exciting to listen, have a room for improvisation comedy, and have all the unique jokes related to the game. Let's have a detailed discussion over chat and set the price mutually. Thanks! Zohaab I.

Hi John I love the assignment. Can’t make out how long you want it, though and how soon you’ll need it. Nevertheless, I’ve written a similar concept regarding two people playing checkers. Here’s an excerpt: “The game ended with Clara’s eight kings mercilessly chasing Eli’s one woeful excuse of sovereignty around the board and very quickly, she trapped him like a cowering dog in a friendless corner. This time she beat the table four, five, six times with her fist, causing all the checker pieces to bounce up and down in protest like magic beans and each time she shouted loudly, ‘Yes, yes, yes, who’s your mama now, who's your mama now?!’ Then she jumped up and did a little jig around their table sending the ribbons on her kapp flaying about her face like Rastafarian dreadlocks at a green peace concert.” Is this the kind of thing you’re after? Thanks Kind regards Lourens