Paranoiac writers needed with a VIVID imagination

OK this is a unusual task and you need to have a brain that CAN IMAGINE things... Here is the scenario: Imagine that you and a robot are the only 2 ones "people" on Earth. You need to talk. But the robot does not initiate any conversation, however (as it happened with all robots) it can answer your questions... in "his" own way; some times he understands you, some times not. Depends on the data loaded to "his" memory. I want you to imagine - what could you ask the robot - and what corresponding answers the robot would give. I'll consider this task as article writing so you get paid $10 for every 500 words. What should you do for being considered for this task: Step 1: Open a Google sheet at [login to view URL] Step 2: Create a new sheet Step 3: Use 2 columns: the left column will hold your question, and the right column will hold the robot's answer. Step 4: Write 3 examples Example hi - hello how are you today - I am fine What's your name - What's yours? As the title of this task says, you need to have a VIVID imagination. Again the budget is $10 for every 500 words. I may pick more than 1 writer for this project. Thank you!