Wordpress Expert Needed Project - English a Must

I need a wordpress expert, someone who knows english and is able to talk on both skype and on telephone, someone who will work on weekends, and someone who will finish this project through. This is for my site, I currently dont have time to work on, you will be given full instructions after awarding project. This is not a complex site project very simple, you must create a wordpress theme that is fully responsive, or i can provide a custom template not an issue. Do not bid if you cannot complete in 2 days Do not bid if you cannot speak english Do not bid if you have less then 10 feedback with a less then 80% completion rating. This project is only worth $130.00 USD including all fees, I will create the full milestone, but will not release anything until I am satisfied with the project. Do not bid if you cannot include the word lakers in your message to me. Do not send my a copy and paste dialoague which you send to everyone else. If you are over my budget you will be ignored, if you annoy me with multiple messages after I do not respond you will be reported.