I need an editor with a good sense of humor and a tendency to being evil, and an ilustrator with the same attributes

If you want your novella professionally edited you should pay at least $0.01 per word. But, it would be in your best interest to learn how to format your M/S (esp. dialogue) properly ahead of time. Relevant Skills and Experience I'm a university-educated native English speaker. I have lots of experience - writing, editing, teaching creative writing & doing manuscript consultations. Please see my reviews. Proposed Milestones $500 CAD - one-time edit Based on whether you like me or not? Seriously?

Hi! You sound like a really fun person to work with, and I'm sure the book will be a hoot. I'd love to give this a try, although I'll first need to know a little about the book (word count and stuff). Relevant Skills and Experience I'm a connoisseur of comedy. Well, not really, but something very like it. I definitely have a sense of humour - although I'm not sure if it's the same sort as your book. Feel free to message me. Proposed Milestones $66 CAD - Editing (to be discussed)

As a specialist in Proofreading, Editing, , Rewriting, Paraphrasing, Polishing, creative copywriting, the multitude of services I provide my clients truly knows no bounds. In fact, you might say I am a jack of all trades, as I am experienced in almost every field of writing imaginable. Allow me to walk you through why I am the ideal candidate for your writing task, by providing you with some insight into my meaty body of work. For starters, I always meet my deadlines head-on. I can provide successful solutions for anyone seeking out Editing, Proofreading, Rewriting, Paraphrasing, Polishing etc. I have previously written articles for newspapers and magazines, as well as blog posts and content for hundreds of different websites on a variety of topics. This type of work turned me into the effective, insightful researcher that I am today, giving me the ability to write about almost anything. My work is guaranteed free of grammar and spelling errors, and I always exercise proper punctuation. I am also quite experienced in editing, not just my own work, but I will happily and accurately proofread and edit any work you need to be looked over.

Hi. I read your excerpt, and I confess that I really like your writing style and the book´s theme. I will interfere in your style as little as possible (mostly correcting punctuation, sentence structure, etc.). I´d be happy to send you a free sample edit of that attached page to show you what I mean, but I can only send it after you contact me (no, it´s not the "vampires can only enter after you invite them in" thing, but Freelancer.com has a rule that we can´t send attachments till the client makes personal contact with us). Relevant Skills and Experience I´m American, a native English speaker with excellent language skills, lots of experience revising authors´ texts, and experience in several occult fields (maybe not as dark as you may think you need, but "dark", like most things in life, is a very relative concept). Proposed Milestones $170 CAD - Deliver the edited novel in perfect English (I know, the bid here is well beyond your stated budget, but it´s well below my basic rate of $3/400 words - a compromise, if you will, because your writing called my attention). Additional Services Offered $1 CAD - Can´t help with the artwork, sorry. I also have a problem with your 3-day deadline, but a little more time to perfect your manuscript might be a worthwhile investment. I would need 10 days tops (I have other commitments that take up part of my time), but may get it finished in a week. Please see what you think. I´d love to work on this with you. Regards, David

Not an Occultist, but rather wicked. I have 10 years experience editing, but am new-ish to Freelancer. Please see my reviews/profile. If you contact me I'd be happy to share my edits of your excerpt. Relevant Skills and Experience 10+ years professional writer, including: *EDITING BOOKS and ESSAYS *GHOSTWRITING *creative writing (erotica, sci-fi, noir, game content, children's books) *and business writing formats Proposed Milestones $88 CAD - I deliver the cleanly edited manuscript, supporting your writing style, within 3 days of assignment. What is the wordcount, please? Page counts can vary a bit.

hello, I have read though your job description and understand that you really need a quick and quality illustrator design .I minimum discussions and can do this job with questions during a day. Relevant Skills and Experience I am an expert in illustrator,AFTER EFFECT,3ds max,Adobe Flash ,ADOBE PHOTOSHOP & CORAL DRAW having over 5+ years of experience in each. Proposed Milestones $50 CAD - as per chat give me a chance to work on this project

I'd love to work with you! I love short stories and need to build my editing portfolio. I am an excellent proofreader -- I edited countless university essays during my degree, so it comes naturally. Relevant Skills and Experience - Bachelor of Arts, emphasis English Literature from the University of British Columbia in Vancouver. - Professional, efficient, precise. - Multiple articles published in undergraduate journals Proposed Milestones $20 CAD - Introductory Proposal $50 CAD - First Edit $50 CAD - Second Edit $35 CAD - Final Proofread Additional Services Offered $1 CAD - Anything and everything related to the English language. When can we start?

hlo sir I am a newbee in freelancer but I have reviewed your project and am really interested in working with you I am myself working on a novel of my own . sir , I am being honest just so that I can work with you I qualified the US English skill test with 85%. you can check it on my profile . I promise you my dedication. I went through the glimpses of your work and it has my complete interest . I have been into supernatural since long and do keep on reading online novels. I request you to give me a chance I won't be disappointing you for sure please contact me on freelancer messenger as soon as you can your's dedicated Stuti

Copyediting and proofreading 78 pages. Your timeline is very tight. I think I can manage it, based on your excerpt. I am a dark-humoured Canadian, and thoroughly enjoyed the tone of what I read. Relevant Skills and Experience A dark-humoured Canadian I thoroughly enjoyed the tone of what I read. I am familiar with the Occult, though by no means an expert. I am well-versed in the paranormal. The 'drunk punk' made me chuckle Stay tuned, I'm still working on this proposal.

This is SO up my alley! Love the occult, have studied English and just begun my freelance career! I also have a very talented artist friend who's no on freelancer but I can give her a shout for a sample to show you!