Hi Cris.
My name's Rob Jones. I'm actually a musician and producer based in Scotland, but I have done quite a few voiceovers in the past, but I'm English and have a neutral accent.
I'd be happy to do this project for you and as I have all pro recording equipment it would be delivered to you in high quality.
I must admit to being intrigued with this project and the angle you're taking. Anything that questions reality and our perception of it gets my interest! If it's purpose is to better the quality of people's lives and potentially open their minds a little, then all the better.
I'm in and out of my studio today, but would be happy to discuss in more detail and maybe set up a Skype call or similar if you wish.
As for selling myself unashamedly, you will find me friendly, easy to communicate with and yet I always maintain a professional approach to anything I do.
Thanks for reading, and good luck however you proceed.
Regards,
Rob.