A simple script needed!!

Hey, I am looking for someone who can create an extremely small script for me. I need someone who has a good understanding of SQL syntax. The script can be written in PHP, VB, VB.NET. I have my tables in mysql and db2. So you can use any scripting language to do this for me. Whatever is easy and fast for you. I need this done fast. It will take someone maximum of 1 hour to complete this. Please message me for exact details of the project. I will provide step by step of what is to be done. Thanks! ## Deliverables 1) Complete and fully-functional working program(s) in executable form as well as complete source code of all work done. 2) Deliverables must be in ready-to-run condition, as follows (depending on the nature of the deliverables): a) For web sites or other server-side deliverables intended to only ever exist in one place in the Buyer's environment--Deliverables must be installed by the Seller in ready-to-run condition in the Buyer's environment. b) For all others including desktop software or software the buyer intends to distribute: A software installation package that will install the software in ready-to-run condition on the platform(s) specified in this bid request. 3) All deliverables will be considered "work made for hire" under U.S. Copyright law. Buyer will receive exclusive and complete copyrights to all work purchased. (No GPL, GNU, 3rd party components, etc. unless all copyright ramifications are explained AND AGREED TO by the buyer on the site per the coder's Seller Legal Agreement). ## Platform PHP, VB, VB.NET ETC...