Accounts for www.web2.li

I am looking for someone that can get me 250,000 real friends on MySpace and 250,000 friends on FaceBook. These friends will have to sign up for a free 6 month account with my service. This service is offering a free six months of an Alternative Domain Name and Hosting. No credit card, no paypal, no cash involved. This must be lagit, No spamming to get my account on MySpace or FaceBook closed. It must all be acceptable and within policy. All accounts must be real, Individual IP#'s, and email addresses. All users will be from seperate areas of the world. I am just trying to offer 6 months of free service to promot my new website. No payment will be delivered untill all signups are made. Let me say again, All accounts must be real and must be used by their creators.