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Αναζητουμε Ελληνες freelancers για την δημιουργια εκπαιδευτικων βιντεο στον τομεα των επενδυσεων. Τα βιντεο θα γυριστουν για το brand ελληνικης εταιρεια&si...

Καλησπέρα, με ενδιαφέρει σε σταθερή βάση editing short video tik tok με transitions, subs etc. 30"-60" βίντεο κατά βάση και 30 βίντεο το μήνα.

Ετοιμασία (βιντεοσκόπηση και editing) ενός βίντεο τύπου συνέντευξη. - concept: θα υπάρχουν συνολικά 5-6 ερωτήσεις που θα γίνουν σε 5-6 άτομα. Το κάθε άτομο θα απαντά την ερώτηση δ&iota...

I have a php page () on Backend in wich the words are coded inline I want to make this to work from the language file I have Translate it already. They are about 60 words that have to be changed in one file all are ready translated. Example On Line 386 you have to put th definition of Line 83 the code is Line 386 $sup_comment = 'Παλιά παραγγελία, comment: '.$comment; And you have to put from language file Line 83 this: define('TEXT_OLD_ORDER', 'Παλιά παραγγελία'); To change it to be something like this: $sup_comment = ' "TEXT_OLD_ORDER", comment: '.$comment; When I do this it doesen't work I...

We need to make a 50 pages report for ''Games or Tactics to anticipate public speaking phobia.'' Θα δωθεί υλικό που μπορεί να τροποποιηθεί ώστε να βγεί εύκολα το αποτέλεσμα.

We need to make a 50 pages report for ''Games or Tactics to anticipate public speaking phobia.'' Θα δωθεί υλικό που μπορεί να τροποποιηθεί ώστε να βγεί εύκολα το αποτέλεσμα.

Είμαστε μία οικογενειακή επιχείρηση που παράγει μελισσοκομικά προϊόντα και ελαιόλαδο. Θα θέλαμε συγγραφή για κείμενα ιστοσελίδας.

Χρειάζομαι κάποιον που μπορεί να γράψει κάνει μια πολύ ελεύθερη μετάφραση ενός άρθρου από αγγλικά σε ελληνικά. Δεν έχει εξειδικευμένο λεξιλόγιο, είναι σε π&omic...

Καλησπερα, εχω ενα αρχειο που θελω να μεταφραστει απο τα Αγγλικα στα Ελληνικα αμεσα. Budget: 20€ Deadline: 1 μερα

χρειαζόμαστε την μετάφραση του κειμένου όσο πιο γρήγορα γίνεται. Είναι το πρώτο βήμα για να ξεκινήσει μία εργασία που πρέπει να παραδώσουμε.

Αναζητώ άτομο για μετάφραση ενός πολύ μικρού κειμένου από αγγλικά σε ελληνικά στην τιμή των 8€. Παρακαλώ οι προσφορες σας να είναι μόνο σε αυτήν την τιμή.

Έλεγχος (συντακτικός, κατανόησης) κειμένου 40-45 σελίδων Α4 μεταφρασμένου από τα Ελληνικά στα Αγγλικά.

Translation from Greek into English 364 words.

Χρειάζομαι κάποιον που να γνωρίζει άριστα Γερμανικά για μετάφραση αρχείου .xml στα Ελληνικά. Θα προτιμηθεί από Ελλάδα. Πληροφορίες μέσω chat.

Έχω τα πρώτα κεφάλαια ενός μυθιστορήματος γραμμένα στα Ελληνικά και χρειάζομαι έναν άψογο γνώστη της Αγγλικής γλώσσας για να αναλάβει τη μετάφραση. Το πρώτο κομ&...

GR > ENG Μετάφραση λογοτεχνικού βιβλίου περ. 110000 λέξεις, ισορροπία αφηγηματικού μέρους-διαλόγων, πρωτοπρόσωπη ανδρική αφήγηση (21 χρ. Αμερικάνος) διαδραματίζεται στο ε...

Μετάφραση κειμένου αγοραπωλησίας ιδιοκτησίας 4095 λεξεων από Ελληνικά στα Αγγλικά

Αναζητώ μετάφραση από Ελληνικά σε Αγγλικά για τίτλους και περιγραφές προιόντων. Περισσότερες πληροφορίες κατόπιν επικοινωνίας. Greek to English translation for product title & descriptions. Contact me for further info & details.

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Καλησπέρα, θα ήθελα 4 σελίδες (με εικόνες) απο μία άσκηση στα Αγγλικά. Αν ενδιαφέρεσαι θα χαρώ να συνεργαστούμε Ευχαριστώ πολυ

Καλησπέρα, θα ήθελα 4 σελίδες (με εικόνες) απο μία άσκηση στα Αγγλικά. Αν ενδιαφέρεσαι θα χαρώ να συνεργαστούμε Ευχαριστώ πολυ

Μεταφράστε κάτι Μητρική γλώσσα: Ελληνικά Άριστη γνώση αγγλικών Πολύ καλή γνώση γαλλικών

I need someone to translate fron english to greek.... your real bid plz. thank you. Χρειάζομαι κάποιον να μεταφράσει από τα αγγλικά στα ελληνικά .... Τοποθετήστε πραγματική προσφορά σας παρακαλώ. ευχαριστώ.

Tha ithela kapoion epaggelmatia metafrasti na mou metafrasei 3 keimena (2 synenteykseis kai ena keimeno rois), synolika 4500 lekseon. To poso pou mporo na doso einai 35 USD. To deadline mou einai 16 Noemvriou.

Μετάφραση μόνο των αγγλικών λέξεων - η ερμηνεία των λέξεων που είναι προς μετάφραση να είναι αυτή που δίδεται! δείτε το επισυναπτόμενο έγγραφο.

Ψάχνω ένα άτομο για να μου μεταφράζει 2-4 ποδοσφαιρικά άρθρα κάθε εβδομάδα. Ουσιαστικά, δε ζητάω 100% ακριβή μετάφραση, αλλά να ξαναγράφεται το άρθρο στα Ελληνικά, χωρίς...

Μετάφραση μελέτης σχετικής με το πολυφωνικό τραγούδι στην Ήπειρο από τα ελληνικά στα αγγλικά. Περιλαμβάνονται στοιχεία τουριστικού περιεχομένου. 69 σελίδε...

Μετάφραση κειμένων 19 σελίδων, 10.477 λέξεων, γεωγραφικού/τοπογραφικού περιεχομένου, από τα ελληνικά στα αγγλικά.

Υπάρχει μια Σύμβαση Εμπιστευτικότητας η οποία θα πρέπει να μεταφραστεί από τα Ελληνικά στα Αγγλικά ώστε να γίνει ένα σωστό NDA - Non Disclosure Agreement. Την μετάφραση θα πρέπει να αναλάβε&...

Text from greek to english for a tourism agency needs to be translated about 25000 words. In need of an experienced translator. Κείμενο για μετάφραση από ελληνικά σε αγγλικά για μετάφραση- 25000 λέξεις περίπου. Προτίμηση σε Έλληνες/Κύπριους μεταφραστές.

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I'm seeking a talented and experienced individual to help bring my vision for a short psychological horror film, tentatively titled "The Last Word," to life. The project will involve screenwriting and directing, as well as overseeing the production process. Key Requirements and Responsibilities: - Screenwriting: Crafting a compelling and suspenseful script that centers around atmospheric tension. - Directing: Guiding the project from pre-production through to post-production, ensuring the script is effectively translated onto the screen. - Genre Expertise: Must have a strong background in psychological horror films, and be able to create an immersive and unsettling experience for viewers. - Setting: The movie will be set in a small rural town. It's important tha...

I need a freelancer who can promptly correct a 30-page single-spaced interview in MsWord, referring to a corrected parallel PDF. Basic accuracy is required. Although there's been no specific format or style of correction indicated, please adopt a clear and organized method. The ideal candidate for this should have: - Proficiency in English. - Exceptional proofreading and editing skills. - Experience working with MS Word. - Ability to deliver work 'as soon as possible'. This is a time-sensitive project, hence speedy delivery without compromising on quality is key. N.B.-some repeated pages in attached MsWord doc should be eliminated altogether and therefore need not be corrected.

I have a French text, short in length (2 pages), that requires a comprehensive commentary (4 pages) . I'm looking for a freelancer who has: - An excellent command of French - A background in history, preferably with specific expertise in various periods. The period discussed in the text hasn't been specified, so a broad historical knowledge would be advantageous. - Skills in critical analysis and interpretation of texts. Your task will be to read through the French text and provide a comprehensive commentary on its historical insights and prose.

...a fluent English speaker who is You can be of any profession, preferably not a teacher, but it's essential that you're proactive, enthusiastic about life, and don't have to know about Chinese culture, but you need to be curious and able to keep your clients in a state of wanting to express themselves.. As a successful candidate, you'll be expected to: - Conduct engaging English speaking practice sessions. - Provide cheerful, proactive support to keep the learners motivated. - Track the progress of each learner and provide constructive feedback. This project is aimed at Chinese students learning English and tourists looking to practice their English during their travels. But also, I'm interested in helping any Chinese individual w...

I am seeking an Android developer with . The ideal candidate will need to upload my app for a period of just 4 days. Unfortunately, I'm unable to provide specific functionalities of the app at...4 days. Unfortunately, I'm unable to provide specific functionalities of the app at this point, as well as whether backend development will be required. More details will be provided to the selected freelancer. Key Qualifications: - Experience with Android development - Active Google Developer account - Ability to upload and manage apps on Google Play Store - Flexibility, readiness for a short-term project (4 days only) I am looking forward to receiving your bids and starting this unique project. Your role is crucial to the success of this project, so timely delivery is o...

I'm in need of an experienced animator who can create a 2D animated short film. The project will be a 20-25 minute long animation which is a crossover between Godzilla and Bambi, designed for an adult audience. Key requirements: - 2D Animation: The style of the animation should be 2D. - Crossover Concept: The short will intertwine the characters and worlds of Godzilla and Bambi in a way that is humorous and engaging for an adult audience. - Length: As an adult animated short, the project will run for approximately 20-25 minutes, so experience with long-form animation is a plus. - Creative Flair: I'm looking for someone with a good sense of storytelling, visual humor, and an ability to create a unique and captivating narrative. If you're an animator wh...

I am looking for someone to complete a project of translating English to Spanish over the next two days. The sign must be accurately translated from English to Spanish. Please make sure it scans well for a reader of Spanish. Please ensure that you are accurate with the word "Macerator" (the sanitary device - brand name is sometimes "SANITRIT"). I will then do the graphic design and will need you to check it thoroughly in case I have made an error. "NOTICE: This toilet is fitted with a macerator pump which will become blocked if misused. The toilet is for disposal of human waste and toilet paper only. Do not flush anything else* as this will cause a blockage. *i.e. sanitary towels, tampons, cotton, cotton wool, wet wipes, kitchen roll, dental flos...

In need of a proficient financial analyst with substantial knowledge to revise a financial model specifically for a venture capital investment. The ideal candidate should have proven experience in executing similar financial tasks with the following key competences: - Cash Flow Analysis expertise - Deducing MOIC and IRR Return on Investment - Cap t...critical analysis and revision of our existing cash flow. - Recalculating and modifying the MOIC (Multiple on Invested Capital). - Reevaluating and amending the IRR (Internal Rate of Return). Please note that the existing financial model is available for your perusal and to assist in making your accurate bid on this project. Your ability to methodically and accurately complete this task in a short period of time will be extremely b...

...implemented. The short term focus is: 1. User profile (simple, like change username, password, logout) 2. Admin portal (allowing our admin to upload sample practice questions and solution instructions via this portal UI; currently we directly load the sample data to database tables, no UI). I'm seeking a professional with experience in AI and chatbot development (especailly Gemini) who can develop these features effectively. Currently only one subject - Maths, but there will be more to come. The Q&A workflow is similar though as above for other subjects though, the sample contents feed to AI might be different. We set the boundary, provide sample questions and solutions, instead of open questions / solutions. Knowledge about the primary school tutoring (e.g Math, Eng...

Hi there! We are looking for a graphic designer to create design ideas for an infographic report focusing on the presentation of sustainability information. This report is intended for industry professionals as well as general public. Vistr is a tourism data and insights company, focusing on bringing modern approaches to the industry. We would like a design for this example report that fits with our image as a contemporary technology company. We expect it to be 'clean' and easy to understand making good use of icons / symbols as well as appropriate language. A guideline document is available at the link below. The layout provided acts as a guide for the content of the report and the relative important/visualizations we would expect for each component. All graphs are placeholde...

Italian Recording Project We have a project, that needs Native Italian speakers, we will give you the text, and you need to record 89 short sentences. you just need to download our software, to read our text and record it, it's a very easy job. 1. You will need to record in a quiet place without loud background noise. and without an echo. 2. Each person Price is 5$ for 89 short sentences record. 4. The project will take about 10-15 mins only. If you are interested please let me know sure. I will contact u. A Good Opportunity For New Freelancers For taking 5 Star Review after their completion of the project. Thanks :

I require a skilled trans...Mandarin audio file into English text. - The audio file is of general conversation type and has a duration of less than an hour. This is not a technical or legal document, but a casual, everyday conversation. - The ideal candidate should have demonstrated experience in translating Mandarin audio to English, with a strong grasp of both languages' nuances and colloquialisms. - Familiarity with conversational Mandarin and English is paramount, so the translated document maintains the casual tone of the original audio. - Accuracy and attention to detail are key as I need the translation to truly capture the essence of the conversation. Your role will involve listening to the audio file carefully and providing a detailed, accurate tr...

I'm currently working on a video podcast that humorously explores British culture. I'm in need of an experienced comedy scriptwriter who's adept at crafting light-hearted and whimsical content. Key Responsibilities: - Create engaging and funny scripts that humorously explore various aspects of British culture. - Write content that resonates with a broad audience, tapping into the light-hearted and whimsical tone I'm aiming for. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Extensive experience in writing comedy, preferably for video or audio formats. - A solid understanding of British culture and its nuances. - Ability to deliver fresh and original content that's both entertaining and informative. - A keen sense of humor and a knack for light-hearted and whimsical comedy...

We're in need of a detail-oriented data entry specialist to enter about 100 entries into Google Sheets. Skills and experience: - Proficient with Google Sheets and its functionality - Sharp attention to details - Excellent time-management and deadline oriented - Experience with numeric and image data entry is useful but not required Main responsibilities: - Accurate data entry within a short deadline - Add data in the correct Google Sheets' fields - Maintain data confidentiality and follow data security protocols If you are committed, dependable, and able to work with less supervision; we would love to hear from you.

...article should be concise, under 700 words and be dominated by photos, or video that you can scrape from other social media sites, or news papers. Therefore, the ideal freelancer would possess expertise, not only in AI and content creation, but also a strong ability to finish professionally, without endless edits, with top quality gramner, excellent spelling and making the articles relevent, short, snacky and entertaining. Newspaper-style writing experience is an advantage, as is a keen awareness of relevance, entertainment, engagement and linking to other articles in our web site. You will be required to create the page using ai to scrape and assemble the data and have it ready at 6am nzt for final sign off. You will be given access to our word press to upload "as a dr...

...talented script writer and actor who can create an engaging and humorous short video script, of approximately 300 - 400 words. The script should center around funny workplace scenarios leveraging satire as the form of humor. I need you to develop characters such as a Boss, an Employee, and a Co-worker. I have some sample scripts and videos to give you an idea of what I am looking for. Ideal skills and experience for this job include: - Proficiency in script writing, particularly in creating comedic content - Strong acting skills, specially in performing comedic roles - Experience in developing office-based characters and scenarios - A sound understanding and knowledge of Satire as a form of humor - A knack for creating funny workplace dialogues and situations. If ...

Spanish Recording Project We have a project, that needs Native Spanish speakers, we will give you the text, and you need to record 260 short sentences. you just need to download our software, to read our text and record it, it's a very easy job. 1. You will need to record in a quiet place without loud background noise. and without an echo. 2. Each person Price is 5$ for 240 short sentences record. Every sentences is 2 word. 4. The project will take about 15-20 mins only. If you are interested please let me know sure. I will contact u. A Good Opportunity For New Freelancers For taking 5 Star Review after their completion of the project. Thanks :

...nuestro vivir hemos convivido con estos 3 conejitos los cuales han inspirado una referencia hacia una hermandad alusiva a los conejos. Agradezco la atención que ha prestado hasta el momento. Lo anterior a sido un breve resumen de ¿Quiénes somos? y que es lo que buscamos. Sin embargo, usted es el profesional y por tanto sé que realizara una propuesta interesante de cómo debería ser el logo. ENGLISH Good morning dear professional. I am Sebastian Rico, creator of the BRONEJOS brand, which is dedicated to the marketing of 4 products (Human Food, Pet Food, Appliances and Fashion) all of the above is related to rabbits below I express the identity of the brand: About us? We are a brand that has four specialties represented by 3 rabbits wh...