Custom Toolbar Web Based + Admin

Hi - We need a toolbar, what is connectet, with a DB, for example with a Joke of the Day. to show that on the toolbar. ( toolbar with user login, ) some trackings. & some Api connections , FB, Twitter, Google, we need the toolbar, | website with user interface, login for stats etc. and admin backend, with user infos, stats etc.. * No generic bids. * No need of time-wasters. * Mention time? Thanks.