I need a very simple *chatbot* — I prefer candidates who live in The Western Balkans, Eastern Europe, or Russia (15 June 2020)

If you apply for this project I will send you my functional specifications for this project. The following use case is an oversimplification of my functional specifications for this project. I will login to a website. Then I will see chat messages. Now let's say I had received a chat message (text message) containing a particular sentence such as, "I will see you this Wednesday at 2pm." In that case the chat bot you will build would respond with a particular response such as, "Ok. Good. I will see you then." However let's say I had received a chat message (text message) containing a different particular sentence such as, "Would you like to meet me to call you back?" In that case the chat bot you will build would respond with a particular response such as, "No thanks. I am sorry but I am not interested in talking with you on the phone." Of course, I must be able to change the particular sentences and the particular responses. *** PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE *** You may write this bot in any programming language, that is at least pretty good, such as Python, Ruby, Go, or Rust. You may write this bot in PHP. (PHP is not my favorite language but it's useful for simple applications like this). If you a very smart then may write this bot in Lisp or one of its many offspring such as Clojure or Scheme. If you are really old may write this bot in Perl but you must prove you are over fifty years old! You may not write this bot in Java or C#. If I were to award this project to you, which programming language would you use? I have no idea how useful the following would be, but I found them after doing a quick search on Google... CasperJS [login to view URL] PyAutoGUI [login to view URL] Selenium [login to view URL] *** OTHER REQUIREMENTS AND INFORMATION *** I do *not* want to run this bot on a server. Instead, I want to run this on my laptop, which runs Linux (Manjaro XFCE) that I use for my ordinary computing needs (my daily driver). I am willing to install some applications. Currently, I have AutoKey, wmctrl, xdotools, and XbindKeys installed on my daily driver. *** HOW TO BID ON THIS PROJECT *** You do *not* need to read this section if you intend to bid on this project the normal way. Of course you may bid on this project the normal way. However, if you were to bid on this project the normal way you would need to spend one of your Freelancer.com bids. Did you know that if you are invited to bid on a project on Freelancer.com, you can bid on that project without spending one of your bids? In other words, you can bid for free if you are invited to bid on a project. If you were to update your Freelancer.com profile with the term Chatbot_15_June_2020 then I would invite you to bid on this project. Of course I will know that you want to bid on this project because I will search for freelancers who have Chatbot_15_June_2020 in their Freelancer.com profile.