Help me write a funny groom's speech song

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I have reviewed your project requirements and I am 100% confident I can do this project perfectly. Relevant Skills and Experience I have the required skills and experience in this domain, having 4 years of experience in academic writing, content writing, proofreading and research. Proposed Milestones $66 USD - project

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Hello, very interested in working with you on this project. Hope you consider me, will be waiting for your positive response and work. Kind Regards

Hello, This sounds an interesting project and I would love to work on it. I feel confident that I am fully capable of completing your project in a creative and professional manner. Relevant Skills and Experience I am a meticulous and creative writer who is looking to offer and expand my services. I am enjoyable to work on your project and able to meet your deadline. Proposed Milestones $155 USD - Milestone

Hi there! thank you for taking the time to read my proposal. I'm a very passionate and experienced content writer with the skills necessary to deliver a funny yet professional speech for you. Relevant Skills and Experience I possess over 8 years experience in the field of writing and can deliver rich, creative and unique content. Proposed Milestones $200 USD - Groom's speech

I am doing  Masters in English literature and Bachelors in Mechanical engineering. I am a Medical Writer, Research writer, Report writer, Content writer ,Technical report writer, computer related writing etc. I am also expert in product descriptions, copy typing and business writing. i already done many projects of  writing of different field. My work is 100 percent free from copy scape with zero plagiarism. My typing speed is 50 wpm.

>>>> DEAR CLIENT!! Will assist YOU with HIGH QUALITY+ ON TIME DELIVERY+BEST SOLUTION >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> please contact in CHAT right away, let’s deal and move on with project!! Relevant Skills and Experience EXPERT Proposed Milestones $39 USD - FULL SONG (TEXT) PLEASE BUZZ ME UP IN CHAT. THANKS

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+ Writer from Indonesia + Hi, I'm Anggita from Bali, Indonesia. Previously, I worked for ExxonMobil Indonesia as a Financial Analyst for 4 years and as an Auditor in KPMG Indonesia for 1 year. Now, I just moved to Bali to broaden my personal and professional skill in my area of interest, such as writing, marketing, and sales. During my meantime, I'd like to improve my skills in writing. I've been trained in Business Writing Course back in my days in ExxonMobil to write reports, agreements, and letters with good grammar. Currently, I have my own blog which contains short stories about interesting life events, my blogging styles are dry and witty, there are 23 short stories which written within less than 6 months and I write poems too. I hope my background and experience make me a suitable candidate for this project. Let me know if you want to know about further details and I'd glad to know the details about the project. Thank you. Regards, Anggita

I'll write lyrics for your wedding song. Turnaround time is three days or less. Relevant Skills and Experience I am a creative writer. I write poetry (the stuff songs are made of) and to write for a wedding is very exciting. Proposed Milestones $55 USD - Deliver lyrics to wedding song

With best of my knowledge and experience, I will be try to write a well development song for and also to your company. Relevant Skills and Experience I had 2years experienced to write articles and songs

I've written songs since I was eleven. Some of them may even be good. I'm confident that I can work with you to create something memorable and fun. When I first saw you in the middle of class I stared, then I tripped and I fell on my- We-e-llll, Love causes pain.... :D

I work on my holiday after I give what my customers are asking wholeheartedly like making simple songs with guitar, photography, and articles about ancient japanata potions. Because all this hoby me Relevant Skills and Experience Photography, musicians and poets, Articles on traditional herbs.

Hi!! First of all congratulations!! Just let me know your ideas and I'll generate the content and make a song in the vibe you'd like to give out! Congrats again! Relevant Skills and Experience I'm a musician, I write my own music and I also play guitar. I usually just write for fun and to get the thoughts out of my head but I'd really like to help in this occasion to bring joy! Proposed Milestones $55 USD - i'll come up with some lyrics and melodies and we can arrange over skype till you're satisfied

been there, done that Relevant Skills and Experience Married for 16 bloody years, Can write to rhyme n rhythm Proposed Milestones $155 USD - Really? Additional Services Offered $1 USD - Advice Do you really look forward to getting married? Why?

I am quite new to this particular freelancing company and am more than willing to do work for a smaller rate than others. I am a quite experienced writer having written plays and having been hired by the International Association of Professional Writers and Editors. I am very diligent and will be open for notes and edits 24/7. Thank you for this opportunity! For this specific project, I love this idea so much and already have helped write personalized humorous songs for people before. In fact, I have actually done standup in my free time before and would love the opportunity to work with you. I think we could really make some people laugh together. Best, Aaron

I completely understand that you need a Lyrically rich speech, and comedic at the same time. Relevant Skills and Experience I'm a Writer, Lyricist, Proofreader, etc. Proposed Milestones $111 USD - Writing

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I have written few song lyrics and I think I can write for you desirable song lyrics that everyone would love.