Creative, Fun Writers Wanted - 3 Articles to Start

I am seeking a ghostwriter that wishes to explore their creative and zany side by writing three humorous articles that relate to horses. No keywords, no overbearing requests, no dry, boring or technical topics - as long as you can write in a humorous style about horses then I'd love to hear from you! I'm interested in all types of humor ranging from outright slapstick to dry satire or irreverant commentaries (as long as it's not anti-horse or beyond PG-13 guidelines!). Feel free to apply human qualities to horses too if you'd like - the sky is the limit for your creativity. Each of the articles must be at least 400 words in length and written in fluent English. Grammar and spelling are important since quality is the focus - this isn't simple search engine bait. Plagiarism or copyright violations are absolutely unacceptable and I will be checking for both before accepting the final articles. Although I am not looking for high-art, if the articles don't contain enough substance I reserve the right to request you rewrite them. This is also a work-for-hire and you agree that I will retain the full copyright for the articles once payment has been sent to you. Please note that this is a test project, and I will likely select/need more than one bidder. Sometime next year we plan to release a substantial animal-related project that will require consistent, monthly content of a humorous nature. This is a dry run to get a feel for you, and if we enjoy working together it could lead to substantial work during the next year. If you have any samples of humorous writings you've done in the past please attach them to your bid. ## Deliverables 1) Complete and fully-functional working program(s) in executable form as well as complete source code of all work done. 2) Deliverables must be in ready-to-run condition, as follows (depending on the nature of the deliverables): a) For web sites or other server-side deliverables intended to only ever exist in one place in the Buyer's environment--Deliverables must be installed by the Seller in ready-to-run condition in the Buyer's environment. b) For all others including desktop software or software the buyer intends to distribute: A software installation package that will install the software in ready-to-run condition on the platform(s) specified in this bid request. 3) All deliverables will be considered "work made for hire" under U.S. Copyright law. Buyer will receive exclusive and complete copyrights to all work purchased. (No GPL, GNU, 3rd party components, etc. unless all copyright ramifications are explained AND AGREED TO by the buyer on the site per the coder's Seller Legal Agreement). ## Platform N/A