Looking for original jokes, suitable for all ages. The jokes can not rely on word play/puns (as they will be translated into other languages). Jokes should be short, 1-3 lines. These will be used in a mobile game, to make fun of the various characters. Looking for 3 jokes that make fun of each of the below animals : cat dog rabbit hamster guinea
I need two single color (black) designs. Both with t...color (black) designs. Both with the text above, and silhouette beneath. 1st: Text: LITTLE Silhouette: Pig or piglet 2nd: Text: THAT MILK Silhouette: Cow I've attached a couple files you can view for a reference. I will need separate files for each design. jpg., pdf., png. vector 300 dpi.
1 Blog Posts Required to be written for around 500 Words. The content must be unique. The target audience is India and therefore the context must be "India". Good language and easily understandable. Target: • 35 - 50 Years • Mostly Parents / Families • Possible Traits: Entrepreneurs / Business / Leadership / Golf Players etc. • Location: Bangalore
- We need to do SEO for a children's clothing website. Website has not been launched yet (should be around late September) - For [login to view URL] (international) - 5 keywords needed. Here's the list: 1) children clothing online 2) kids short online 3) kids clothes 4) fashion shoes for kids 5) swimming shorts for kids Please give me: - your ...
Animate The Planet Saturn In A Swimming pool floating with a little splashing. I'll send you a .png sequence of Saturn animated smiling so you will have an alpha channel. Maybe you could add a sun hat, something to make it look like she is relaxing. No inner tube though! The point Im' trying to make is that Saturn the planet can float in water
...picture is for primary/grade 1 children. Hi Yasser, you sent your entry for my contest a few weeks ago. I would like to work with you on a project. The description is as such: Picture of a farmyard. There is mud on the ground. A pig, a duck, a cow, a sheep have mud on them. Draw a farmer’s wife with her hands o...
I have a graph which is used to model a typical energy customers gas consumption over a year. A customer can join my company at at the start of their 12 mo th contract they will tell us how much gas they believe they will use in the next 12 months. Periodically they will provide meter readings. We need to use these meter readings to detect when the
...monthly contract for 12 Month without any interuption (((EVEN IF YOU MANAGED TO GET RANKING FROM DAY ONE ) based on being TRANSPARENT < HONEST < COMMITMENT < Competent at doing SEO .. SCope Should include On Page and Off Page . Leak Detection Services 1. leak detection 2. leak detection system 3. leak testing 4. تسرب الماء 5. swimming pool leak 6. helium
Hi Fuh C., I noticed your profile and would like to offer you my project. We can discuss any detai... We can discuss any details over chat. My project is to create an excel sheet vb script that takes in certain data and then calculates a points scoring for a swimming competition. if this works well then I have a few more projects i can send you also
3 Blog Posts Required to be written for around 500 ~ 700 Words each. The content must be unique. The target audience is India and therefore the context must be "India". Target: • 35 - 50 Years • Mostly Parents / Families • Possible Traits: Entrepreneurs / Business / Leadership / Golf Players etc. • Location: Bangalore & NRI Topics: • Indoor Plantati...
...We are swimming pool and spa cleaning and maintenance company. We would like a wordpress theme customized and branded with our company logo and change up some of the graphics, colors and layout. This is a single page wordpress website however we want a nice blogging page as well. The main form on homepage needs to be edited as well with a drop down
We are looking for an energetic, enthusiastic and organized Account Manager to build consultative partnerships with BentoBox restaurants, ensuring customers see maximum value of our platform. As an Account Manager, you’ll be responsible for owning and growing customer relationships while guiding restaurants to a better online presence. This is an incredible
...area. o Mini wardrobe and pantry inside for keeping towels/toiletries/accessories • 3 Executive bedroom with built in bathrooms o Master Bathrooms for this will be around 15sqm o Master bathroom must have jacuzzi • 1 full size Mega kitchen with 15 people sitting capacity. • 2 large living room • 1 office room for working (see sample below) • Patio a...
...center looking for Franchisor program which enhances the kids' skills in a different area as numerical skills, drawing, reading, swimming, speech, and sports. The tasks required a person who has a background in education & training plus experience in searching through the Internet. To consider the job is completed, I expect a list of at...
Looking for a CAD drafter to draw a site plan layout for our development, including a storm water drainage plan. This development is a glamping (nice camping) in CANADA on a site made of several luxury tents, restaurant, reception building, saunas, swimming pools... It is set to be developped on 26 acres. I need the drafter to be able to d...
...decides to invest in his swimming pool project. Typically the garden should be animated with the house in the background, some tiles or wooden deck along with a fence or similar things. The more projects that you produce the faster you will be able to do it since many things are similar in every project. I want to negotiate a flat rate after doing some
I need an iPhone app. I would like it designed and built.
We have already pig scripts written for some data which create tables as an output. We have have to produce the same output using spark and scala
I am a men's beard balm start-up. I am a mid-30's gay male in recovery and this is a side gig. $1 of every 2 oz tin of my product benefits my local recovery community... because the recovery community saved my life. My brand that I'm building is called "The Gentleman Swine." Swine... a.k.a. pig. Definitions: Gentleman - a man ...
I wanna make a training facility for all sports , with on room being a virtual training room for people who want to work on specific skills , a second floor that has a lounge for people to chill and a eat so I want some restaurants , swimming pool work out room . But I want 5 platforms 2 basketball courts 1 football field a pool...
...involves 3 sports, running, cycling and swimming, and we have pre-defined a specific minimum distance that needs to be covered in each sport. Running: 2 KM Cycling: 10 KM Swimming: 250 Metres Level 1: Uni- sport challenge In this level, you have to do any of the three sports (running, cycling or swimming) every day for 100 days. There is no upper limit
...seperate ones. All with a dog in the scene. Some with another animal and one with 5 animals in it. All drawn in childrens style (think peppa pig) but very colourful. Will need a small segment of a scene behinf them too such as a farm, a jungle etc. Not large though. Doesnt have to be super detailed as i mentioned think peppa pig style Could...
I require 3d exercise animation of swimming pool exercises. I need a total of 50 animations initially (however there are an additional 200 animations I will need created by September 2018) Each animation should include 2 or 3 angles - 1 above pool, 1 under water (a possible 3rd from a 2nd underwater angle. In total the animation should be 8-10 seconds
I am looking for a 8.5x11 inch flyer that has a background of a blacksmith or blacksmith material. The event name is "Forged in Fire"; I have attached a patch that must be on the flyer. The flyer needs to say: Georgia District Pow Wow Forged in Fire September 28-30 Come and enjoy: Archery BB Guns Air Rifles Obstacle Course Swimming FCF Vil...
- Requirements: 1. Solar irradiance 2. Demand profile 3. Average size for the residential swimming pool 4. Design the shape of the swimming pool for a medium family ( 4 persons) 5. Pump size, heater, filter and other required electrical components 6. Find number & size of the Solar Panels and Batteries 7. Using Matlab/Simulink to design the Electrical
...recently started a local domestic swimming pool service & maintenance business in Sydney, Australia. I would like to increase by regular contact with my customer contact by creating and sending a short monthly (or bi monthly) newsletter. Audience is currently about <500 existing customers. I am seeking a freelancer to help create a concept, design
...to make this script shorter ! a lot shorter ------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey Everyone. Last year December 2017, sitting on my sofa watching my laptop thinking about what would my next step be. At that point of time, i had an issue with my swimming-pool maintenance was complicated for me and too much time consuming
I am trying to synchronize video being recorded at swimming meets to the exact times that races are started. I need a small device (Arduino or Raspberry Pi) that will listen to the scoreboard feed of the Colorado Time Systems, as well as read LTC timecodes coming from a Time Code Systems :Pulse hub (SMPTE time codes from the BNC output of the :Pulse
Apps that will show athlete profile of our sports federation. 1. login only for admin 2. dashboard of quick info / total athletes, total news, total video 3. Add/edit, delete latest event 4. Add, Edit, Delete sport category (profile > sports category : Athetics, Swimming, Judo) 5. Add, Edit, Delete athletes based on sports category 6. Add, Edit Delete
I'm looking for a modern clean looking. I need a swimming pool inside the logo and a border around the outside of the logo. Can add palm-tree, sun, very tropical. colors we like is Navy blue, we are open to add other colors, but navy blue is the principal color.
...expectation that you have knowledge on cartoon shading and design work. You'll be expected to create landscape similar to Peppa Pig and Ben and Holly. You will be expected to create the clouds, trees and flowers as well. The theme is a tropical island. I will be expecting the individual to create 5 scenes: 1) Tropical Island from far away 2) Close up of area
...[In general one super admin] and admins [Admins for each activity] and Students under an each admin. The Organizations helps student to learn activities like swimming, painting and cycling. Each parent has children (one or many) and these children will involve in activities like painting, swimming,music,cycling in USA. Organization head is super
...illustrations of swimming pool (aqua) exercises to be created with a similar design and style to my previous animator. Unfortunately the animator I worked with 3 years ago is no longer able to animate. Please see examples of animations in the power points attached. I need new animations create with an identical style and design for new aqua exercises
My father was extremely abusive to 4 of his children and mellowed out quite a bit when the 5th one came along by accident 12 years after me. I wish to write a book about it before all of the people and memories are in the grave. Examples - he bought us dogs jsut to make us watch him kill them after we got attached, he beat my horse to death in front
I am looking for someone to create me a logo with silhouettes of the Golden Gate Bridge and the Bay Bridge. The Golden Gate on the left, Bay Bridge on the right with part of the San Francisco skyline in the background. Lastly I would like a swimmer swimming between the two bridges. Over the skyline should read "Bridge to Bridge". The image also needs
...looking for a Freelancer that can assist us in transforming our current brand mascots into a more family-friendly, disney-styled cartoon / caricature. The project will require you to create 4 (four) individual caricatures that combine into a family. The styling needs to be more relaxed than the attached images (no suits or ballgowns). Just a regular
I have a logo and I'd like an animation for my home page. Basically I want the (illustrated) swan in the image to look like it's swimming on water, and then the swan to stop swimming and the water to form the Q around it.
Hello , we have started a Chatbot about Travel but the coder had to leave so i am asking someone to take over . site is [login to view URL] ( site seems down now i asked support to restore ) you can ask the bot any city and the bot will find you some events or trips in that location if available. 1- I want someone to improve the design of the bot
We need a quick research the following in next 1 hour: - High-quality saunas in Copenhagen can also be a little bit outside and something special (eg lake sauna, special wood, etc) - High-quality lake saunas in Switzerland in the mountains where you can go swimming directly in the lake after sauna. The budget is $3.
...photorealistic 3d shot of POV traveling underwater near the bottom of a lake. Also need a shot of a creature swimming through the same lake. The creature is not defined. It creates a rush of bubbles and other water movement as he swims, and so you can not see anything clearly, only a little bit of movement which creates the bubbles and motion in the